Of Jobs, Jobs, Jobs & David Smith Breaks His Silence.
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By the www.jamaicaobserver.com
Monday, November 24, 2008
Credit crisis indeed! On Monday, the credit balance was US$1,000. By Wednesday morning US$318,000 was charged on the account with no transaction history detailing how the charge was incurred. When the customer asked ‘How come?’, the bank’s response was that they’d be conducting internal investigations. Hmmm, yet another case of ‘Same Way So’.
And you know things are a little iffy when granny gets quoted – foot nah stay mek body get hurt. The once best friend and dare we suggest largest holder of government bonds, is in ditch mode.
Mystery solved! It certainly wasn’t a cash transaction.
This one is, however, the stuff of legends for who would have thunk it possible to load ‘em up, lunch, juice and placards and position them in place to yell “blue murder” or was it “Jobs, jobs, jobs”.
He’s got them all in a tizzy, but when you’ve already been battered and bruised it’s best to stay below the radar.
A Bientôt!
PS Well the ever-so-long silence has now turned into a sudden apology: “Let me start by sincerely apologising to each one of you for the absolute lack of communication on my part with you the members of the club. This has definitely not been my desire but due to the money laundering allegations in the Turks and Caicos Islands directed at me, Olint TCI and TCI FX Traders it has been impossible for me to communicate with you”. The pity many have been bitching is that there’ll be no Thanksgiving shopping spree.
There’s more from the letter: “I want you all to know that I truly understand what each and every one of you is going through because my family and I are experiencing it also. I know there are many rumours out there that would contradict my last statement and that is exactly what they are, vicious rumours. I urge each and every one of you not to be blinded by the rumours and to weigh in your minds the things you hear and see them for how farfetched they are.”
PPS There is, however, LADS (life after David Smith) and it’s called Fiction and the location is the Market Place. More anon.
4 responses so far ↓
rastachild // November 26, 2008 at 7:30 pm
“Let me start by sincerely apologising to each one of you for the absolute lack of communication on my part with you the members of the club.”
OK, so why don’t you come to each one of us and apologize personally and sincerely? What a typical bombaclot.
Sirach // December 20, 2008 at 2:34 am
Bring the questions on and i will answer what i can. i have limitations too. i have interviews with authorities and media ones coming up. the media want their stuff current and original But if Smith want to come here or any smith imposter just drop a line and let me know they want to start. No imposter of Smith can get past me.
Sirach // December 20, 2008 at 2:38 am
I’ll also take it slow with him so people don’t get lost….and we can go from a less boring set of questions like “after nine months are you going to scale down the club?”
Ii have over two hundred Rhetorical questions for Smith If he can get past the first twenty then there might be hope for the masses to get an understanding.
Sirach // December 20, 2008 at 2:41 am
We could also do some questioning to about my involvement with him and what both of us agree as truth of events that happened and what we disagree on….the case would be off limits here.
If the people bring him…Sirach will come. the real Sirach. the one who is here now.
Bless